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Michael chose to abandon his shorts, wrapping a towel around his waist and leaving the pool area under the guise of a sudden, urgent appointment. "I didn't even look back," he admits. "I felt like a survivor of a war that no one knew was happening."

I looked at the drain. I looked at the 300 sunbathers starting to stare. I did the only logical thing: I grabbed a discarded inner tube, held it in front of my hips like a fig leaf, and waddled backward toward the changing rooms at the speed of a very panicked crab. My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off

If you want to ensure your trunks stay put, follow these safety and style tips: The Drawstring Rule Michael chose to abandon his shorts, wrapping a

: If your trunks were "sucked" into a pool or spa floor drain, turn off the pump immediately . Do not try to backwash them out, as this can pull them further in. You may need a pool professional to blow them back out using pressure or specialized tools. I looked at the 300 sunbathers starting to stare