That night, my dad asked how the lesson went. Linda was in the bedroom with the door shut.
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“Trust me. Dad asked me to teach you basics. Just humor me.” That night, my dad asked how the lesson went
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Claire smiles nervously, adjusting her yoga pants. “I’m not sure about this, honey. I’m more of a ‘carry pepper spray’ type.”
Elena, a soft-spoken florist who’d married Maya’s dad a year ago, took a tentative stance. She was the polar opposite of Maya—a former collegiate wrestler who now taught tactical defense. Maya had insisted on these lessons after a string of break-ins in their neighborhood, but Elena’s "warrior spirit" was proving hard to find.
She spun, heart jackhammering, and shoved him hard in the chest. He stumbled back, grinning like a wolf who’d caught a rabbit.
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