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In other cities, socializing is relaxing. In Miami, attending a pool party at The Raleigh or a boat day in Key Biscayne is a strategic military operation. The Miami Mean Girl controls the guest list and the photo release.

To understand the Miami Mean Girl, you must first divorce the concept from the high school cafeteria. In Miami, the archetype ages up—and sharpens its claws.