Below is a fictional, parody news article written in the style of a sensational Vatican gossip blog. Any resemblance to real persons is coincidental.
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This article reports on allegations and investigative directions. No final verdict has been issued by any Vatican court. The Pontifical Swiss Guard remains on duty, standing motionless at the Bronze Doors, halberds in hand – their faces, as always, unreadable. Below is a fictional, parody news article written